And now, I continue poetry on the topic of my obvious terror of “Zelda” characters with various limericks. Along with a game. Drum roll please. Let’s play…Guess the Monster! Guess which creatures my limericks are describing! And don’t look at the tags, you cheaters!

Limerick #1

To my dismay I once found

A dozen white arms underground

Why do you run with such haste?

He just likes how you taste

I don’t want the Hover Boots now

Limerick #2

They skitter like spiders, it’s true

But, they can’t be squished with a shoe

Oh, I’ve forgotten one thing

It’s on the ceiling

You’ve forgotten to look up, haven’t you?

Limerick #3

But most of all, be wary

He’s tubby and thinks he’s a fairy

Let it be said

He’s not right in the head

I really just think he is scary