December is here and that wonderful holiday season feel has come along for the ride! It may be a little early, but I’m already feeling the need to party! Hmm…putting together a real party takes time though, so how about some Mario Party instead? Any takers? Anyone? …Ah well. I’ve long been a fan of the Mario Party games, the N64 versions especially. I don’t know if it’s simple nostalgia or not, but there’s just something about the way these games played that still elevates them above the later entries in my book. Maybe it’s the way the boards always managed to throw wrenches into a games’ outcome. Maybe it’s the simpler game play they offer. Or perhaps it’s that their mini-games are still a blast to play, and the following five are the very best!
#5 – Chip Shot Challenge (Mario Party 3)
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It’s just hitting a golf ball into a hole, but somehow the tension always gets real. You carefully line up your shot, give it just enough power, and then hold your breath. Closer…Closer! No! Wait! Stopstopstopstop…NO! It rolled down the hill… 😦 Most intense game of golf ever!
#4 – Bowser’s Big Blast (Mario Party 2)
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Okay, so this one isn’t so much about outplaying your friends as it is watching with baited breath hoping that you’re not the one who triggers the bomb. Not so fun when you’re the one that gets blown up, but extremely funny every other time!
#3 – Face Lift (Mario Party 1 & 2)
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I just love the fact that they took that little Mario face stretching activity from Super Mario 64 and turned it into an actual minigame. Bonus points go to the Mario Party 2 version for making it so that only the person with the best score wins the game. There’s nothing quite like the feeling you get when you manage to inch out your buddies by just a single percentage point of accuracy!
#2 – Shy Guy Says (Mario Party 1 & 2)
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I honestly don’t know if I love this game or hate it. On one hand, it always makes for an intense game. One the other hand, shy guy is just plain evil. He doesn’t want you to win. Not even a little. Nope, all he wants is the chance to either set you adrift or make you fall to your doom. He never hesitates to dole out the consequences of failure, and he always does it swiftly. That’s why he wears the mask, because he doesn’t want you see the sheer delight on his face when he gets to off another player! The stakes are real in this game, for better or worse (probably for the worse).
#1 – Stacked Deck (Mario Party 3)
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I had to think for awhile before deciding which game got the top spot. I was originally going to award it to the game I felt took the most skill to win, but then I realized that Mario Party isn’t really about skill. It’s about the luck of the draw and playing without fear of the consequences. With that in mind, it had to be “Stacked Deck”. This game embodies everything that Mario Party is. Winning and losing is based entirely on the luck of the draw and the decisions you make as a player. Sometimes your choice results in a victory, sometimes it results in a defeat, and sometimes it just causes utter chaos! This is the game that you want to show up on the last turn of any Mario Party session. Anything can happen, the tension is always real, and it really is like playing a miniature version of the larger game.
Oh, and I’ve also got a couple of honorable mentions too!
Shell Shocked from Mario Party 2 – because when are you ever going to get to have a tanks battle with Nintendo characters?
Bumper Balls from Mario Party 1 & 2 – It may always end in a draw, but it’s the face of these games. (Who knows? Maybe someday someone will actually win it!)
All Shy Guy Games from Mario Party 3 – The event: a surpise. The stakes: everything. Fail and you take a hammer to the head. Succeed and you get to partake in the greatest thrill Mario Party has to offer!
What are your favorite Mario Party mini-games? What makes them stand out to you?
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